Crazy on The Main Line

Did you know that there are abused husbands on the Main Line?  I heard they literally have these Lily Pulitzer  and Tory Burch styled wives who beat on their men with perfectly manicured hands? In these households the wedding crystal and cookware is apparently there for tossing? As in at the spouse?

So I heard a story of a husband recently who had enough and moved out and maybe you have too?  Apparently the poor man had enough of her cheating, abusive ass? Just wanted a life again?

So what's up with the babe storming the Bastille?  A late ditch try out for Real Housewives of the Main Line? Or just a desperate housewife whose gig is finally up? Lady did it ever occur to you the last thing he wants is someone else, all he wants is quiet? Did you think he would be immune to to it all forever? Can we all agree if he put you on the show "Cheaters" you would be a high rating episode?

So distasteful when they behave one step removed from a hooker and then act like they are the injured party isn't it?  Not very Main Line of he is it?  But then again, she wasn't to the Main Line born, only aspired there, didn't she?

Men don't deserve this anymore than women do - too bad they have developed away so much of Pennsylvania.  It would be nice to have a crazy preserve where all these soon to be exes from hell could be dropped off....and the gates locked behind them.