Real Fired

The Main Line has been so dull, I must turn my snarkiness to reality television again.  The shock and horrors is that four Real Housewives of New York City now find themselves Real Fired.


Yes, they basically got rid of the ethnic housewives and a  crazy one  plus another-  Jill, Alex, Kelly, and that new one who will wax you blind, Cindy.  Cindy was definitely too normal. 

I am amused that they kept the Faux Countess LuAnn (just a lil' low class gal from CT who married sort of well), Sonja Morgan (New Yorkers seem to think she is another lil' low class gal who married well and seems like a nymphomaniac), and the bug eyed wonder Ramona (who seems to need an pinot grigio intervention) .

I guess really tacky sells.  The irony is I know some real (as in real) housewives in NYC and these middle aged augmented tarts don't represent NYC women well.   Being slutty sells, though.

Of course in other Bravo Dramavision news, a Real Housewife of NJ who is supposedly bankrupt did a do-over on her wedding and had a dress that equals a year of some college tuitions, and that crazy broad who crashed the White House from the defunct D.C. franchise ran off with a guy from Journey (did they sing that song with the lyrics who's crying now in it?)

Anyway, I find all this drama over reality TV very funny still....still waiting for them to come to the Main Line as we have an abundance of tacky sluts who married well....