Well, I have been getting comments today on a post I wrote 2 weeks ago called "I Can't Resist".
It was a little funny thing, and it was rather brief, and I stopped thinking about it. Well apparently the ever neurotic self-aggrandizing Lisa Paolino is STILL reading about herself. She wants to remain in our minds so she is posting comments like she is Michael Sembello (because if it's him posting like that he sure is a diva, LOL)....and obviously once you read them it's clear what the motive is: to announce that she got married.
So ok if it's true, I wish you much happiness and hope for your sake it works out this time. And I am equally thrilled third world countries are so receptive to a one hit wonder of a song from 1983. Just make sure you get your malaria shots, ok?
Anyway, as we go into our first Lisa-free election in Radnor, I think our hometown girl was a little sad she was no longer the focus of our devotion.
Am glad that this humble blogger can get her the publicity that she and Michael can't get on their own! But as for the kind invitation, I will have to decline. I would rather have a mastectomy.
Here are the "comments"
I am one of the many people who believe that former Senator Richard Santorum doth protest too much about how abhorrent he believes homosexuality is. Google the word 'Santorum', and you'll see that the top search result is: "the mixture of lube and f__al matter that is the byproduct of a_al sex."
October 14, 2009 9:11 PM
Michael Sembello said...
I want to thank you for giving me continued free publicity. I thank you for saving me thousands of dollars for a publicist. Like the saying goes, any publicity is good publicity. Because of your continued hard efforts to keep blogging me and Lisa on the internet, I am now invited by diplomats from several third world countries to sing "Maniac" in other languages. It's not about the song, the song is just a tool. Jimmy Buffet created an empire off of Margaritaville and has helped many charities while uplifing many people with his positive music.
Keep up the good work!
October 30, 2009 6:52 AM
Dear Michael (if it is really Michael)
You should thank the magazine for providing the laughs on this. And of course, humble bloggers are glad to help because everyone knows Lisa sucks at publicity.
I am sure you will do great things for charity --- and remember---charity begins at home. We're sure Lisa is an expensive habit to keep.
We hope you have better luck then the first two husbands, eh?
October 30, 2009 7:34 AM
Michael Sembello said...
I would like to see who is hiding behind your "wuti" mask and why you are afraid to put your real name. I am waiting here and taking a special interest in your efforts and am very fascinated with what kind of a person wakes up in the morning in such a black hole. So, I invite you and all of you Snarky friends to join me and my wife, Lisa for lunch in Radnor. My treat. So you know that it is really Michael Sembello, go to my Facebook page to see my special thank you photo for you and your Snarky friends to photoshop at you leisure. Enjoy! MS
October 30, 2009 8:38 AM
And seriously, if this is a real wedding photo, can you believe she wore white again? Isn't there an Emily Post rule about that??? And PS my photo is better than her photo...damn is this what they call a "shot gun wedding"? Hope it lasts...seriously, she's a high priced "daddy's girl", right?