I just looked at the photos Philadelphia Magazine took to see what they saw....and what they saw was definitely boring, and if not boring, it was a bunch of wrinkly dowagers who should have given up the strapless and uber decolletage decades ago (seriously some of them need to cover up those saggy udders they are swingin' waaaay too low - strapless is for young, firm skin - strapless and almost strapless over 60 is NOT a pretty sight and looks like they still go out for lunch in their mini skirts, and maybe they do, and I will mock them then as well---- just like I mock sandals and reinforced toe pantyhose peeking through)...and other women who just don't look particularly self assured. How can these mamas not own who they are? Don't they know that if a camera is in their face, they need to own that camera? Deportment, deportment, deportment....honestly, doesn't anyone have a little Jackie O/Grace Kelly/Audrey Hepburn in them anymore?Philadelphia Magazine: Academy of Music 152nd Anniversary Concert and Ball
On January 24, 2009, the Academy of Music celebrated its 152nd anniversary. Guests enjoyed classical favorites by Maestro Christoph Eschenbach and The Philadelphia Orchestra. Actors Blythe Danner and Fred Willard were in attendance. Proceeds benefited the Academy of Music Restoration Fund and The Philadelphia Orchestra Association. Photography by Jeff Fusco
The worst dressed hands down is that woman in photo 4. Electric blue and that dress can't decide where it's going. The woman sort of looks like she is wearing a lop sided umbrella...the dress is simply bizarre...
Other notable photos include Hagatha the Horrible in photo 46 who looks like a slump shouldered witch - is she kidding? It's not Halloween there granny! Cover up! ---- Also check out mama in her nightie on photo 39 (and the darn gown is WRINKLED- get her a steamer!) ----- Pack those bags under that woman's eyes in photo 26 - and yikes! That dress - it could stop traffic and not in a good way----- lucky photo 13? OMG It's that Devo-riffic gal - she is looking kinda hot in her gold dress, and the white girl 'fro is not evident (thank God!)...but she appears to have a rather disturbing hamster or something nestled on top of her head?
(anyone missing a hamster?)The only woman a Glamour "Do"? Blythe Danner looking serenely lovely in her picture perfect, event perfect ball gown in photo 34 - what a knockout that lady still is!
Final photo that amuses moi? Did anyone tell the woman in photo 36 that Barbara Bush is missing some costume jewelry ----- And photo 35, it's a darn shame that old Crabby Queen Eschenbach can't afford a dinner jacket or white tie, isn't it? (When does he leave?)
Check out (if you want) the 2008 ball, and the 150th anniversary in 2007 - the 150th had terrific gowns because Prince Charles came to town...and check out the Bulletin's coverage of the 2009 Academy Ball- the Bulletin has photos too.



(No this isn't the house in Wayne, I don't know what it looks like, just wanted a photo of a demolition in progress)

















