Well, I have been getting comments today on a post I wrote 2 weeks ago called "I Can't Resist".
It was a little funny thing, and it was rather brief, and I stopped thinking about it. Well apparently the ever neurotic self-aggrandizing Lisa Paolino is STILL reading about herself. She wants to remain in our minds so she is posting comments like she is Michael Sembello (because if it's him posting like that he sure is a diva, LOL)....and obviously once you read them it's clear what the motive is: to announce that she got married.
So ok if it's true, I wish you much happiness and hope for your sake it works out this time. And I am equally thrilled third world countries are so receptive to a one hit wonder of a song from 1983. Just make sure you get your malaria shots, ok?
Anyway, as we go into our first Lisa-free election in Radnor, I think our hometown girl was a little sad she was no longer the focus of our devotion.
Am glad that this humble blogger can get her the publicity that she and Michael can't get on their own! But as for the kind invitation, I will have to decline. I would rather have a mastectomy.
Here are the "comments"
4 comments:
Anonymous said...
I am one of the many people who believe that former Senator Richard Santorum doth protest too much about how abhorrent he believes homosexuality is. Google the word 'Santorum', and you'll see that the top search result is: "the mixture of lube and f__al matter that is the byproduct of a_al sex."
October 14, 2009 9:11 PM
Michael Sembello said...
I want to thank you for giving me continued free publicity. I thank you for saving me thousands of dollars for a publicist. Like the saying goes, any publicity is good publicity. Because of your continued hard efforts to keep blogging me and Lisa on the internet, I am now invited by diplomats from several third world countries to sing "Maniac" in other languages. It's not about the song, the song is just a tool. Jimmy Buffet created an empire off of Margaritaville and has helped many charities while uplifing many people with his positive music.
Keep up the good work!
Michael Sembello
October 30, 2009 6:52 AM
Hehewuti said...
Dear Michael (if it is really Michael)
You should thank the magazine for providing the laughs on this. And of course, humble bloggers are glad to help because everyone knows Lisa sucks at publicity.
I am sure you will do great things for charity --- and remember---charity begins at home. We're sure Lisa is an expensive habit to keep.
We hope you have better luck then the first two husbands, eh?
October 30, 2009 7:34 AM
Michael Sembello said...
Hehewuti,
I would like to see who is hiding behind your "wuti" mask and why you are afraid to put your real name. I am waiting here and taking a special interest in your efforts and am very fascinated with what kind of a person wakes up in the morning in such a black hole. So, I invite you and all of you Snarky friends to join me and my wife, Lisa for lunch in Radnor. My treat. So you know that it is really Michael Sembello, go to my Facebook page to see my special thank you photo for you and your Snarky friends to photoshop at you leisure. Enjoy! MS
October 30, 2009 8:38 AM
And seriously, if this is a real wedding photo, can you believe she wore white again? Isn't there an Emily Post rule about that??? And PS my photo is better than her photo...damn is this what they call a "shot gun wedding"? Hope it lasts...seriously, she's a high priced "daddy's girl", right?
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HA HA HA HA...NOW SHE'S HIS MANIAC! TOO FUNNY!!! THANKS
Please don't tell me he's likening himself to Jimmy Buffett: Buffett has the "Cheeseburger In Paradise" chain of restaurants. His will be a "Maniac In Media" weenie wagon, where he'll tong out the red hots, lipsynching a thirty year old song, as his bride flashdances at his side.
Hey Snarky,
You are my new BFF. Since you still don't believe this is Michael Sembello, I set up a Skype Account for you to see me live and in person. Username: JustSnarky, password: Snarky, My username, especially made for you, is Snarkymaniac.
Keep up the good work and "THANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES" (like the masectomy you so wish for) and just like the song "Thanks for the Memories."... You are obviously a music illiterate since you never took the time to research how many hit records I have had with other artists. If you weren't so color blind, you would see that her wedding dress is pink...I am her high price daddy! Dig It pooty tang!
OBTW, How many hit records have you had and how many people do you know that have had hit records besides me?
P.S. JUST SNARKY MISINFORMATION ALERT
For all snarky fans, I, Michael Sembello, posted my wedding picture on MY Facebook page, Snarky copied it to her blog. HA HA HA!
Michael Sembello
Dear Lisa,
If people want to go hop on your Skype page, I hope they do. I have no interest.
I hope for your sake Lisa you are more hands on as a wife for the third time then you were as a commissioner. And what was it that happened again to husband number 2 Lisa?
It is dead obvious this is Lisa Paolino because Lisa Paolino is OBSESSED. OBSESSED with the fact that most people think she is and always will be a JOKE.
So if Lisa was going to just quit her political job and ride off into the sunset aboard the True Love, why is she still so obsessed with what she was gladly leaving behind? It's postively psychotic...Lisa, Lisa, Lisa truly, can't you just be happy, be married and away from us?
Actually I am not a music illiterate at all, but I don't have to justify that to you, Lisa Paolino Marcoe Adams Sembello.
And actually I never slammed Michael Sembello's music at all. He in truth does this Latin Jazz thing that is quite interesting.
But this isn't about Michael or his music. It's about Lisa. So Lisa, keep posting as husband number three. Keep obsessing. You'll just spiral out of control in your latest marriage the way you did in your political career.
Seriously, Lisa, you are yesterday's news. Now go pay attention to your new husband. Show some style for the first time in your life. A man wouldn't care so much about this stuff on a blog - especially a man seasoned in the music industry.
I had friends check because I don't Facebook and they tell me there are in truth 3 Michael Sembello as individual facebook pages and a MySpace page too. The one they sent me screenshots of is the one Lisa wants out there. To prove she could hook a man and get married again.
YAAAAWWWWWWWN.
If that is Lisa, she really IS nuts. If it really is Michael, he has too much time on his hands and writes like a girl. Shoo. Go do your musical missionary work.
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