So the other Main Line magazine, as in MAINLINE, is showing some wit and I completely forgot to mention it....it is there ML Ins and Outs...here is a slection of what they are inning and outing:
ML Ins and Outs
IN Starf***s
You say, “restraining order.” We say, “playing hard to get.” Philly may be building quite the roster of feature films shot on location but we certainly can’t seem to adopt a Hollywood-style blasé when it comes to celebrities, like Reese Witherspoon (with the delicious Jake Gyllenhaal in tow) who was staying on the Main Line during summer shooting for a James L. Brooks film. Parc diners sent rounds of drinks over to co-star Owen Wilson in Rittenhouse, and even Elton John devoted a number to Reese Witherspoon in his Citizens Bank Park concert. As for us, we can neither confirm nor deny having mailed Paul Rudd a certain item of La Perla lingerie
OUT Starbucks
Ever think you could probably travel to Central America to pick and roast your own coffee beans in the time it takes to get that triple-shot, non-fat, caramel macchiato? Someone at Starbucks finally noticed. Their solution: Mr. Potato Head. That’s right, among efforts to boost efficiency at the country’s top caffeinator, experts are timing managers as they assemble and box the dolls. We were thinking that timing employees as they assembled, I dunno, lattes, might be more productive.
IN SWITCH HITTING
Senator Arlen Specter has always been something of a wild card. But now, some think his party-swapping ways have opened the door for Rep. Joe Sestak to unseat him in the senate for the first time in 30 years. It may be a long shot, but at least it should keep things interesting. Sure, it’s no Argentine sex scandal, but with the Fumo trial over and Fast Eddy doing hard time in Harrisburg, we’ll take whatever excitement we can get.
OUT BATTING FOR THE OTHER TEAM
That’s at least according to Rick Santorum, the notable gay-slamming politico who has been recently (alarmingly?) in the news once again, surprising a generation of college students who now assume that he was named after the alt-weeklies’ “Savage Love” column. The former senator attracted attention with a public visit to Iowa, framed by the comment that he’s “very concerned about what’s going on in America right now.” That makes the both of us.
....OUT MANIAC
Reports this summer indicated that Radnor Commissioner Lisa Paolino was talking of stepping down to join fiance and musician Michael Sembello in new international music project that would involve concerts performed around the world. We’re thinking that, as much as we loved Flashdance, a “Maniac”-free set list may be in order.
....OUT LAP OF LUXURY
Speaking of lavish homes, we can’t get enough of the story of Berwyn’s Dorothy and Ralph Mirarchi. It’s an age-old tale: Man marries woman, man steals millions from clients, judge offers leniency in return for restitution of victims’ losses, woman decides she’s not sure the man is worth giving up the $1.9 million shore house. Yes, it’s always nice to revisit the classics.
See Lisa? You are still around even when you don't want to be, LOL
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I am one of the many people who believe that former Senator Richard Santorum doth protest too much about how abhorrent he believes homosexuality is. Google the word 'Santorum', and you'll see that the top search result is: "the mixture of lube and f__al matter that is the byproduct of a_al sex."
I want to thank you for giving me continued free publicity. I thank you for saving me thousands of dollars for a publicist. Like the saying goes, any publicity is good publicity. Because of your continued hard efforts to keep blogging me and Lisa on the internet, I am now invited by diplomats from several third world countries to sing "Maniac" in other languages. It's not about the song, the song is just a tool. Jimmy Buffet created an empire off of Margaritaville and has helped many charities while uplifing many people with his positive music.
Keep up the good work!
Michael Sembello
Dear Michael (if it is really Michael)
You should thank the magazine for providing the laughs on this. And of course, humble bloggers are glad to help because everyone knows Lisa sucks at publicity.
I am sure you will do great things for charity --- and remember---charity begins at home. We're sure Lisa is an expensive habit to keep.
We hope you have better luck then the first two husbands, eh?
Hehewuti,
I would like to see who is hiding behind your "wuti" mask and why you are afraid to put your real name. I am waiting here and taking a special interest in your efforts and am very fascinated with what kind of a person wakes up in the morning in such a black hole. So, I invite you and all of you Snarky friends to join me and my wife, Lisa for lunch in Radnor. My treat. So you know that it is really Michael Sembello, go to my Facebook page to see my special thank you photo for you and your Snarky friends to photoshop at you leisure. Enjoy! MS
By the way, as a follow up, I find it Interesting that you will only post comments that you screen which happen to be negative about most people without checking you facts. I challenge you to put my comments on your page. I do have the ability to find out who you are and will not stop confronting people like you until you speak with me personally. I would like to know what you do for a living and wouldn't it be better to put the time that you take to run a negative blog into something positive. You don't know me and I don't know you, but maybe if we had a nice conversation, we could help change the world and promote positive thinking. For example, I will send you videos and photos of all of the children that Lisa and I just helped in catastrophe stricken Indonesia.
Dear Michael,
Hello? This is MY blog. Not yours. Not Lisa's. And if this is Michael I would be surprised. Either that or you are as egomaniacal as Lisa, huh? Because y'all are a wee bit too obsessive for the purported jet setting power couple you claim to be.
Lisa always accuses her critics of not fact checking, it is her M.O., her raison d'être.
If you wish to threaten people like Lisa has spent her whole life doing, knock yourself out. But seriously, for someone who wants to have a nice conversation it is sure Sybil like to then threaten me isn't it? Again why I think this is Lisa.
I am not going to promote your social agendas, it's not what I care about. If you want to start a blog devoted to your charitable mission that is simply marvy, but I do not work for you, nor would I care to. You see, if I had the voice you claim to have, I would concentrate on the issues that plague people in this country, the one that gave you birth: The United States.
As for this little snippet of yours:
I do have the ability to find out who you are and will not stop confronting people like you until you speak with me personally. I would like to know what you do for a living
There is a thing called stalking and harassment. And right now, you are bordering on both.
I talk about a lot of things on my blog, but truly, Lisa Paolino has never been the focus as much as she would like to be. You are not on my radar, what you do with your life is not on my radar...don't you get it? I don't care.
Go away. Live your life in Florida, do your thing. Your obsessiveness, Lisa, will always be your undoing.
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