Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Hotlanta Hookers: Real Housewives of Atlanta


They have all, single-handedly rejuvenated the wig industry. It's not just yo granny's wig anymore...they are more mind-numbing then the OC crew. Maybe we've had enough of the Real Housewives? I am kinda missing Queer Eye for The Straight Guy myself...I guess I just know Southern women who aren't so trashy, and they are preferable to these bitches.



Honestly, they are so bad they could be living on the Main Line. I have not had much to say about this franchise, because well they are all tacky beyond belief.

Here is an excellent parody:



I can't decide if NeNe is a man in drag or not, and that Kim, well, let's just say NYC Housewife Bethenny sums it up the best when she says:

OK, Kim and Kandi are getting along like a house on fire. If you want a unique example of someone who had a reason to go on a reality show, the arrows point to Kandi. This will undoubtedly spark her career. She has talent which in her business is a dime a dozen. Proving it on the show gives her a leg up. Bravo, smart girl.

The NeNe and Kandi argument seems juvenile and really brings NeNe to the basement. Kandi CAN sing and she is every one's favorite, so NeNe needs to pull it together.

NeNe's line about Kim being a low-down monkey with a wig on might be the funniest thing I've ever heard....It's official: Kim can't sing. Is anything worse than someone being stupid and thinking they're smart? Perhaps someone who can't sing who thinks they can? What was fantastic is how positive Kandi and her team were. Very nice. Big points. She built Kim up and bottom line—she can produce a record that will sell. It is catchy and I wish them luck.

I loved Kandi's manager-mentor. I love when he said she had to come back better than, not equal to. I try to do that every day. I love that song "I Fly Above" and it is so perfect within this show. Lots of haters. Here, there and everywhere. As she said, "Let your haters be motivators."....Is anything greater than Kim getting into a Phantom Rolls-Royce that costs three times what her house does? Priceless. Not like those candy apple breasteses. Those have a price in or popping out of that dress. If she is 29, then I'm a virgin.


Now that one gal on the show, that Kandi, is the only one who is relatively normal. And she has real life tragedy going on:

Oct 5 2009 9:24 AM EDT

'Real Housewives Of Atlanta' Star Kandi Burruss 'Devastated' By Fiance's Death
A.J. Jewell died of head injuries following altercation outside an Atlanta strip club.
By Jocelyn Vena


Family celebrates, defends ‘Housewives' ex-fiance's life
By Mashaun D. Simon
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution




'Real Housewives of Atlanta' Reunion Filming Delayed

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