I swear. Is the point of plastic surgery to make women look like stripper-hookers? There I was minding my own B-I-bizness surfing Philly Magazine's Party Photos, when WHAM! Faster than Emeril with his wooden spoon it hit me!
Her name is Buffy and the little Perv Perrier looks like he's feeling her up. (Testing the "melons" for ripeness, George?) Seriously, doesn't that odious old goat know how to pose for a society photo YET? Or is she left over from George's girls of the basement days? God Bless Philadelphia Magazine for capturing this Kodak moment and others. And I have to ask, is Buffy her "stage" name?
It would be nice to see augmented breasts that don't look like they are ready to march off a woman's body on their own once in a while. Seriously, it looks cheap.
And speaking of plastic surgery, who knew the doctors' websites imitated porn? I mean seriously, it's like looking at boob mugshots, isn't it? I mean seriously, should we take the boob mugshots out to parties and try to match up the befores and afters? I am sorry, but I think it is bad enough to have to bear all at the gyno, I can't imagine having a Polaroid lurking about as well, can you? And I know none of these surgeons embedded for boob shots, they just came up while I was Googling for Main Line area plastic surgeons (as a matter of fact I can say I honestly don't know any Dr. Plastics, although I have inadvertently encountered a few in social settings).
I guess I don't get optional surgery like this. For a patient doing reconstructive surgery post-breast cancer yes, I totally get that...but this keep up with the wives at the club? Nope.
And have you ever met a plastic surgeon at a party? I have met several who are obnoxious - I have seriously stood there as they have tried to peddle their wares over martinis, or asked questions like "your face looks great. Who did the work?"
Tell them "God" or "Mother Nature" and I swear that will shut them up.
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Google Buffy's name. She has quite the resume.
OMG,am I right and I was kidding? If you know about Buffy? Please post more....so curious....
We attended the PAWS event. It was rather odd. The raffles were being sold by the strippers from Delilah's Den. (see our post at http://local-issues.com/wordpress/?p=29 ). It was a tad uncomfortable when the raffle sellers addressed us by name as the lovely Mrs. Local-Issues was in attendance with us.
As to the "Boob Mugshots" we are still laughing over that line! I wonder what sort of crime the Mammaries in question committed?
As for "augmentation surgery" we find it vulgar. We find women glorious. We love the way they think, the way they approach an issue and, yes, the way they look. Barring disfigurement, there is no reason to alter what nature has perfected.
In this season of sun dresses, tank tops and skirts... the women of Philadelphia (tall/short, thin/zaftig) are proof that there is a God and that He loves us.
We yield on all things stylish to her Hottiness the Webmistress at Just Snarky... but these are our two cents.
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