Happy Freaking 4th of July Alaska! Sarah Palin is Quittin' and I'm Cheerin'

Apparently, it's quittin' time in Alaska. Sarah Palin is bailin' on Governor's office.

Wowee! I'm so happy I could shout from the roof tops! Sarah Palin is quittin'. Work got in the way of her shoppin', speakin', pretendin' to be...intelligent instead of just Wile E. Coyote's love child from his first marriage.

Wonder what is really going on with McCain's Vice Candidate in Disaster?

Whateva'. Enjoy the 4th of July Alaska. No one could be as bad as her, right?

AP: Palin resigns as governor, leaves plans secret
By RACHEL D'ORO – 1 hour ago

WASILLA, Alaska (AP) — Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin abruptly announced Friday she is resigning from office at the end of the month, a shocking move that rattled the Republican party but left open the possibility she would seek a run for the White House in 2012.

Palin, 45, and her staff kept her future plans shrouded in mystery, and it was unclear if the controversial hockey mom would quietly return to private life or begin laying the foundation for a presidential bid.

AP Newspaper columnists give Gov. Palin dubious honor

JUNEAU, Alaska (AP) — The National Society of Newspaper Columnists chose Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin as the winner of its annual Sitting Duck Award, a tongue-in-cheek honor that pokes fun at the most ridiculed newsmakers in the United States.

Vanity Fair: Politics
It Came from Wasilla
By Todd S. Purdum August 2009

Despite her disastrous performance in the 2008 election, Sarah Palin is still the sexiest brand in Republican politics, with a lucrative book contract for her story. But what Alaska’s charismatic governor wants the public to know about herself doesn’t always jibe with reality. As John McCain’s top campaign officials talk more candidly than ever before about the meltdown of his vice-presidential pick, the author tracks the signs—political and personal—that Palin was big trouble, and checks the forecast for her future.