Friday, November 28, 2008

random act of poetry...

I found this by accident when searching for a poem....it just struck me, so I am posting it. When you read things like this you wonder what is going on in the author's life since this is a poem of anger,aungish, and abject sadness....

Illusion
by Pattison Hemmerly


I thought I'd found peace.
I was wrong.
I thought I knew joy.
It was false.
All that was real was just hopefulness,
a vision of what might be, not what was.
My dream was a delusion,
fueled by hope and want.
Illusion is cruel.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Alycia Lane: Pity Party of One?


Well except for the dumb ass column by Jill Porter in The Daily News it seems that only Alycia feels sorry for Alycia (well except for Booker and he's out of work too, and well her lawyer who is getting paid, right?)....seriously, I am not condoning by any stretch of the imagination what Larry Mendte did. It's enough to make you want to cut his you know whats off.

But on the other hand, feeling sorry for Alycia Lane is not where it's at. Girlfriend brought it on herself. The harder they Diva, the harder they fall. Girlfriend also acted like a Grade A cock tease whore with bikini photos to married men, cavorting somehow with Larry Mendte (seriously, he's not all that and a bag of chips, so why would ya' waste the flirt?), and all the other crap, right?

Alycia Lane spent her time in Philadelphia being known for MAKING the news and BEING the news not DELIVERING and REPORTING the news. Delivering and reporting the news WAS her job y'all.

From beginning to end of this Alycia saga I have felt sorry for (a) Alycia's dog (b)Dawn Stensland (If I was Dawn I would be consulting a family law practitioner about now)and (c) Chris Booker for being such a relationship dumb ass (he must be addicted to drama).

So Jill Porter writes this fluff piece that is I guess about "us working gals stickin' together". Oh bullshit, Jill. If you were hit by a car, Alycia Lane would step right over you in four inch heels making a moue.

Alycia Lane deserves no such good vibes. She's a freak and can't we just stop talking about her now? How can you respect someone who in essence is using a criminal case and it's outcome to bounce her civil suit off of?

Alycia is into what? Getting money one of the old fashioned ways? By filing law suits? Feeling sorry for her is like feeling sorry for Ashley Dupré Don't feel sorry for that sorry excuse for a woman , either....

Happy Thanksgiving, Alycia Lane is a turkey not worth stuffing...

Posted on Wed, Nov. 26, 2008
Jill Porter: Shattered, jobless Alycia Lane wonders: What's next?
By Jill Porter
Philadelphia Daily News
Daily News Columnist

SHE STILL won't talk about it publicly.
Not in court.

Not to the media.

Alycia Lane is still that traumatized by what was done to her ...And who could blame her?

A day after Mendte was sentenced in federal court for hacking into her personal e-mails hundreds of times, Lane's lawyer and sources close to her said that the damage Mendte did to her is inestimable.

And ongoing.

Lane has been unable to get a job, despite the fact that she was a victim of a vicious career-assassination plot and was a successful anchor before she was deliberately destroyed.

There's been interest, but she fears it's of the prurient kind, people who just want to get a look at the home-wrecking bikini babe that Mendte's vicious leaks to the media made her out to be.


BBC:US TV anchor convicted of hacking
Mendte apologised to Miss Lane, who was in court for the sentencing
A former US TV news presenter who hacked into a rival's e-mail and leaked gossip to the press has been sentenced to six months under house arrest.

Larry Mendte, 51, was also handed 250 hours of community service and a $5,000 (£3,300) fine. He was sacked in June.

Lawyers for Alycia Lane, 36, said Mendte's actions "destroyed her career and made her a tabloid feeding frenzy".

The pair co-anchored the evening news bulletin on Philadelphia station KYW-TV from 2004 until January 2008.

Mendte admitted hacking into his colleague's e-mail hundreds of times, before and after Miss Lane was dismissed by the broadcaster in January.

Several of Miss Lane's personal e-mails had appeared in the US media, including a message about a sexy bikini shot of herself that she sent to a married ex-colleague.


CBS3 news anchor Larry Mendte gets 6 months house arrest
BY NICOLE CARTER
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Tuesday, November 25th 2008, 1:41 PM

That'll teach him!

CBS3 news anchor Larry Mendte, who hacked into a coworker's email and spread rumors that got her fired, has been sentenced to six months of house arrest, with three years probation, 250 hours of community service and a $5000 fine.

Mendte apologized in federal court to the victim, Alycia Lane, saying he was grateful to say it to her in person. It all started in August when Mendte made a public statement pleading guilty to felony hacking and described a "flirtatious, unprofessional and improper relationship" with Lane.

Apparently when Mendte confessed to his suspicious wife - Fox29 anchor Dawn Stensland - about his unprofessional relationship with Lane, it all went sour.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

some people should not have ANY pets

So Sunday I am taking a walk and I see a police car roaming around, followed by one of my neighbors. My neighbor stops and asks if I had seen a small white dog running loose, that she had called the police after it had almost become road pizza.

So the dog was a tiny Bichon Frise, which as a breed are slightly hyperactive because most Bichon owners don't exercise them enough - they see small and lap dog, but not reality.

At the end of my walk as I am coming down a neighboring street, I pass a house. A woman is out in pajamas, bed head and slippers on her front steps calling for a dog. (It was 1:30 p.m.).

She says to me:

"You seen a little white dog?"

Ah yessss...standard English to go with slovenly demeanor...."you seen"...

Yes, I replied. About an hour ago, followed by a police car and residents trying to catch it before it gets run over.

"Oh" She says standing there looking not kind of, but entirely too stupid for words.

This woman seemed utterly unconcerned that her dog could be dead by this point in time. And did I mention her yard is NOT fenced in on a very busy street?

People like that should not own dogs. I hope that dog is o.k.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Lost Dog Making It Home For Holidays

Awwwwww....this is SO cool:

5 Years Later Lost Dog From New Jersey Turns Up In Pittsburgh - VIDEO
After going missing five years ago, a little, lost dachshund named Tootsie is finally going to be reunited with with his owners from New Jersey. He was found as a stray in Wilkinsburg.


Thursday, November 20, 2008

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


Oy vey, is this a man or a baby? Nevermind, it's just another spoiled college student complaining...apparently, it's all Radnor Township's fault that students have a hard time living off campus? Oh yeah kid, and then you woke up

These students know darn well what they are getting into when they sign the lease or mommy signs the lease. They can check out their landlord with the township in which they wish to live, and if they end up with a slumlord, they can complain to whichever municipality too.

But most don't and live live pigs in a sty, so buck up Skippy or move....

BuzzKill: Senior Housing
By: Walter Smith Randolph
Posted: 11/20/08

It's that time of the year again....No one ever really thinks about that year beyond the three years of guaranteed housing when they decide to come to Villanova. There seems to be the idea that unless you have called a place to live by Thanksgiving, you will probably be subjected to living in East Jipip - wherever that is.

Now, the easy way out would be to blame the University for not having senior housing, but it's not at fault here. The University does want to house all of its students, and if you have taken a look at the newest draft of the Campus Master Plan, you would see that the University has come up with multiple alternatives to house seniors in the years to come.

I blame Radnor Township.

The residents of Radnor Township don't want us to live in their community. They want us all to live on campus, which should be surrounded by a huge bubble. Think "The Simpsons Movie.".....Instead, Villanova seniors are subjected to living off campus in houses that are not taken care of. Some seniors have squirrels running around their apartments, while others are subjected to living on someone's couch because their neighbors discovered that they were students. (The Villanova bumper sticker and out-of-state license plate probably gave it away.)

No one should be subjected to the constant hassle of trying to secure a home for his or her final year of college. But then once you find a home, you have to sign your life away, and depending on which township you live in, your parents might have to sign their lives away too. No one wants to live in a house or apartment that could crumble to the ground at any minute, but it happens because the township has decided that Villanova should not build.

The University does have a number of resources, such as the Office for Residence Life, which can review leases and help with student-approved housing, but the University can only do so much. If our neighbors want to pretend we don't exist, then let Villanova build.


Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

stupid political tricks


Ok, file this thing under Dumb Ass Press Release of the year:

Tuesday, November 18, 2008
MCRC Press Release: MCRC Censures Matthews


Now, I don't find fault with Bill at Writemarsh since dude is totally up front about what he's about. (Actually, he should run for office) But the Republican Party of Montgomery County? They seem like antiquated dinosaur ditzes...so they put out this thing:



Ok, so like this means what? Jim Matthews is officially getting kicked out of the sandbox? Who chose this dumb ass for office in the first place? Would that have been the Republican Party of Montgomery County? So why don't they censure themselves?

The more things change, the more things stay the same. The Republican Party in Pennsylvania is becoming more feeble on a daily basis. Wake up! Snap out of it!

How much did it cost to create and issue this press release? Wouldn't it be simpler to start vetting more qualified candidates to bump off Matthews?

If the GOP could field better candidates who could stand on their own two feet and not have to resort to stupid political Who Shot John like this and election 2008's attack ads, well, things might work more in their favor. Man, they are as bad as Delco GOPers...they all need to wake up and realize why they are losing ground. It's not so hard to figure out, sheesh.

Everything, including Republican Politics, works best in moderation.

Sorry boys barefoot and in the kitchen is a lousy look for me.

This is also being covered by Bill on PAWatercooler where he quotes some dude named Kerns saying:
“Since I was elected chairman and even while I was campaigning, everywhere I went, I was asked ‘What are we going to do about Jim Matthews’?,” Chairman Bob Kerns said.

“The voters I talk to feel betrayed and the Republican committee members are just devastated by Jim’s actions.....“Republicans have done a great job running Montgomery County and that is why the voters have consistently elected Republican majorities to the County Commission. It’s been based on our record and the things we stand for, not our political affiliation. Our committee members delivered that good government message to the voters last year and the voters responded by electing our team. But the Matthews-Castor team is not what they got,” Kerns said. “Montgomery County’s voters pick the person, not the party.....“At some point, we have to decide to move on and accept that, based on his actions, he is not a Republican anymore. No matter how often Jim insists he is a Republican, you are ultimately judged by how you govern and your record, not your words,” Kerns said.....“It is becoming a distraction and our voters are confused. It is time to take action and then put this matter behind us and move on without Jim Matthews. We’ve got important elections to win in 2009. We cannot have this kind of sideshow...It weakens our message,” Kerns said....Jim’s actions are the actions of an individual, not the Party.


...Well cry me a river old wrinkly Kerns dude, but IF the voters elected an individual and not a party, then how does your pretzel logic work? As an individual elected to office is this Matthews guy supposed to work in the best interests of the total plurality, or just the Republican ones?

Mind you, I am no fan of much of what goes on in Montgomery County, because like Delaware County and Philadelphia County, it's a political cesspool. However, to me, a novice reading between the lines, it seems like they are kickin' dude out of the sandbox because he won't walk lock-step with the rest of the political Gestapo?

It seems both Kerns and Matthews, whomever they are are feeding into this "political sideshow"?

Is this just a case of super conservatives battling with moderate conservatives? If so, eh we all saw how well that worked out with the McCain-Palin ticket, didn't we?

LOL, an Inky cub reporter is covering this: Montco GOP committee censures Matthews...file all this under "any attention is good whether it be good, bad, or indifferent"

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Junkie Nurse Goin' To Rehab...

Gotta love the Morning Call...they put perp walk shots onlineSo this is what Nurse Junkie looks like? She sure looks older than the 30 years or whatever age the paper said she was. So who monitors nurses in PA? How many nurses have substance abuse issues? After reading comments on the original article, someone claimed they worked with her before? See:
amused
Canadensis, PA

50 counts and her bail is only $10,000. I've worked with this woman and happen to know that this was not her first offense. that means monday morning she gets 10%...and she's free to leave. which 9 times out of ten means you get nothing but probation. what about the patients who did need this medication, was she keeping their doses?


So where did this nurse work and if she had a known "problem" why was she still getting the proverbial key to the candy store? That's like giving a drunk a key to the liquor store, is it not? How does the Commonwealth of PA justify strung out healthcare workers, anyway? My friends who are nurses, doctors, etc tell me I am being naiive that this is a commonplace occurance? Does this go hand in hand to that saying "if you are sick the last place you want to be is a hospital"?

Figured I would do an update on the Junkie Nurse I wrote about recently...apparently they don't care about drug stealing nurses in the Lehigh Valley 'cause Nurse I-Medicate-Dead-People is a goin' to rehab before her trial....Just like Amy Winehouse! (Betcha' she gets out and does this again at some point, eh? Junkie is as junkie does) I love all these people we pay for as taxpayers...that don't deserve it.

Nurse cuts deal to enter rehab
She was accused of stealing narcotics from a nursing home.
November 15, 2008

A registered nurse charged with stealing narcotics agreed Friday to enter a drug rehabilitation program before going on trial in Jan. 8.

Heather L. Wolters, 30, of Bethlehem waived her preliminary hearing Friday in exchange for release from Lehigh County Prison into a treatment program.


here, I am so in the mood, let's watch more Amy!



And here is the famous Junkie Nurse song:

Friday, November 14, 2008

Welcome to the New Depression

2008
The more things change, the more things stay the same.
1920's
I really can't stand this. AIG takes the bailout money, and sends people on "retreat" and schedules bonuses. Bonuses, when I have friends worried about losing their homes and even just keeping the PECO turned on?

Seriously, I got this e-mail and here is part of what it said:

No national mortgage bailout programs seem promising and my mortgage company just told me yesterday that when I send them new pay stubs etc. it will take them 3-5 months to evaluate and get back to me! What a f-ing joke! These mortgage companies are pulling on the debtors. I am only behind 10 grand and could easily be salvaged buy putting the 10 grand on the back of the mortgage but they wont do it. They just really want the system to fail..... The electric company is going to shut my electricity off November 26th unless I cough up $1,300 in old arrearages. I have been paying regularly for current usages and now I can no longer use medical excuses (doctor authorized notices) to keep the juice on....Well I guess I better stop crying...


Did I mention my friend is a single mother because her ex is a prince among deadbeat dads?

So it makes me so incredibly angry to hear of fat cats continuing with their fat cat ways, while innocents like this suffer. How long until photos like this next one are updated to 2008?

We're on the way to another depression, if not there already. But like the recession we have been in for the past couple of years, the Alices in Wonderland in Washington D.C. can't call it what it is. What a bunch of crap. Taxpayers bailing out fat cats and companies who wouldn't help a dog lying injured on the street. Nice country we live in.

So nice that a woman in PA couldn't get a screening for cancer she needed because she didn't have health insurance. What a bunch of crap this country is in. And you can't blame it all on one administration as it took years to get here. Both political parties share in the culpability as far as I am concerned.

Here's what I am reading today:

AIG-Cheque mate
Nov 13th 2008
From The Economist print edition
How AIG got Uncle Sam over a barrel

JUST how concerned should American taxpayers be about American International Group (AIG), the insurance company brought to its knees by its escapades in the credit-derivatives market? On November 10th a revised rescue package was announced, comprising $153 billion of capital injections and loans. That is the largest bail-out for any firm, anywhere, during the crisis. Is the government being, as AIG’s new chairman says, “very, very smart”, or has it been taken for one of the most expensive rides in corporate history?


CNN: Lawmaker says AIG executive should resign after resort event
NEW YORK (CNN) -- A key Democratic lawmaker called Tuesday for the resignation of American International Group's CEO after the troubled insurer held a financial planners conference last week at a posh Arizona resort....AIG had come under sharp criticism for sending executives on a lavish English partridge hunt and a weeklong retreat at a California resort after accepting an $85 billion bailout -- since grown to $150 billion -- from the federal government in September.

"These guys, they don't get it," Rep. Elijah Cummings, D-Maryland, said on CNN's "American Morning."

"They came to us basically saying 'we are on the critical list, and we need a respirator,' and we bail them out, and the next thing we know, we turn around and they are going out partying and spending the taxpayers' dollars. And it's kind of -- it's very upsetting."



Posted on Fri, Nov. 14, 2008
Uninsured, and facing cancer surgery
By Michael Vitez
Inquirer Staff Writer

GRAPEVILLE, Pa. - Back in April, Mary Gannon, 54, was taking a shower when she felt the lump in her groin.
Mary earns $11 an hour in a doctor's office as a medical assistant. She's a temp worker, without health insurance.

The doctor she works for, Valerie Pricener, looked at her lump, didn't like what she saw, and wrote a prescription for a CT scan. That cost Mary $350. It showed a lump the size of a quarter.

The doctor sent Mary right upstairs to surgeon Mark A. Zelkovic, and he removed the lump in May. That cost Mary $3,000.

The biopsy came back May 27 - cancer.

Follicular lymphoma.

Mary's husband had died four years earlier of brain and lung cancer. It wasn't diagnosed until Stage 4, the most serious, and he died five months later. That's all she could think about.

How extensive was her cancer? Was it anywhere else in her body?

That day, after she learned the biopsy results, Mary called the Excela Health-Mountain View Diagnostic Testing Center to schedule a PET scan....The woman who answered the phone, Mary said, told her she wouldn't schedule the $3,000 PET scan unless Mary had insurance. The woman told Mary to apply for medical assistance from the state....Then she asked the surgeon's staff to make the appointment for the PET scan.

Another call. Same result.

"Apparently there were some issues with them," Zelkovic said of the Mountain View diagnostic center. "Unless [patients] have insurance, they have a hard time scheduling them. For whatever reason, that's their policy."

A spokesman for Excela Health, Robin Jennings, said the woman answering the phone likely offered to help Mary apply for charity care. The center requires an uninsured patient to apply for medical assistance and get denied - a process that can take weeks or longer.

Excela waits for the denial letter from medical assistance before offering charity care, Jennings said, to prevent against fraud.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

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Betwixt and Between

I am torn this afternoon between TWO stories. I can't decide which amuses me more:

1. The story of City Councilman Wilson Goode Jr's Chief Cook and Booty Washer Latrice Bryant ...wonder what she really did to get those two raises, huh? The raises as per the Daily News is 28 percent, or $20,668...mmmm mmmm mmmm Latrice must have some knee pads goin' on, right? And well, even if she gets a pay cut like all city employees, that means she got a 23 percent bump in 2008 and who do you know that gets that kind of a raise? Sheeeeet, didn't Philadelphia learn a dang thing with Papa Goode? And the thing I love about Latrice other then if she expects me to believe the hot island bikini photos shown in NBC10 Harry Hairston's interview a la Alycia Lane are "just friend" shots then I am the Tooth Fairy, is that she is a racist and has a job? What's wrong with Nutter? If a white woman held up a card at a City Council meeting with "KKK" on it would she still have a job? Wouldn't that be a "no" and it would be as much drama as speaking English to order cheese steaks in South Philly? Why did she even KEEP her job after this photo was taken by a million people? (And Stu, there ain't no such word as "ethics" in Philadelphia.)

And thank GOD for Philebrity, because the dominatrix photo they snared of Latrice is soo friggin' funny! (Check out the post, I am not into Domanatrix Latrice Photos as my whip is tangled at present)....and Philadelphia WillDo outDID themselves today with their spin on the spun sugar that is Latrice...

OR

2 Cheating Will Be The Attire of The Superbowl...It is bad enough I have to watch and listen to grown men bemoan erectile dysfunction and the need for little blue pills during anything football, but because those who put on the Superbowl are such whores for money, they are going from GoDaddy.com to more than a "wardrobe malfunction", straight to encouraging men and women to cheat on their partners by airing commercials of AshleyMadison.com. Nice. Cheaters goes mainstream. How is that about the moral fiber of America, yet wardrobe malfunctions aren't? Come on now, wardrobe malfunctions and cheating go hand in hand.

So ladies, when your beloved is caught with his pants down after registering on AshleyMadison, he will blame it on a wardrobe malfunction and tell you life is short, have an affair,I say find a nice expensive lawyer and treat yourself to a shopping spree....and I think couples devoted to monogamous relationships everywhere should BOYCOTT the SuperBowl and NOT to buy things from their advertisers...you know like Budweiser The King of Beers (piss water that beer is, anyway. UGH!)

So, here is what is making me go "hmmm" and finding me betwixt and between:

PRESS RELEASE
This Year Cheating Is Allowed During the Super Bowl
Infidelity Dating Site, AshleyMadison.com, is placing an ad in the SUPER BOWL XLIII Game Program

LOS ANGELES, Nov 06, 2008 /PRNewswire via COMTEX/ -- When the NFL's AFC and NFC champions face off during February's Super Bowl game, cheating will be not only allowed but encouraged!

The naughty folks at AshleyMadison.com will be placing an advertisement in this year's Official Super Bowl Guide which will be distributed at Super Bowl XLIII and available on newsstands across the United States.

Considering ESPN pulled AshleyMadison.com from advertising on their network, it came as a pleasant surprise when Super Bowl Guide creators, National Event Publications, approached AshleyMadison.com about advertising in this year's Official Game Program.
According to Noel Biderman, President of AshleyMadison.com, "partnering with the Super Bowl is the perfect fit because over 50% of all men in the US typically watch the Super Bowl just like over 50% of all men will have an Affair at some point in their lives. "


Posted on Wed, Nov. 12, 2008
Goode's aide will tell her story during televised interview today
By CHRIS BRENNAN
Philadelphia Daily News
brennac@phillynews.com 215-854-5973

Latrice Bryant, City Councilman W. Wilson Goode Jr.'s controversial chief legislative aide, has been out of the news for a month.
But that's going to change today as Bryant, who made a citywide spectacle of herself in Council in September, will appear in an NBC 10 news story to be broadcast at 4 p.m. and 11 p.m.

Reporter Harry Hairston said Bryant called him last week to explain why she held up signs during Council's Sept. 18 session accusing Fox 29 News of racism.

Fox 29 spent the summer shadowing Bryant and then broadcast a report showing her attending to personal business while logged in as working at City Hall. The station later aired vacation pictures of Goode and Bryant looking very cozy in Jamaica in 2005.

Hairston said Bryant blamed her behavior on stress resulting from the Fox 29 attention.

"I think on one hand I was able to understand some of her concerns and what she felt," Hairston said. "But on the other hand I was a little bit confused as far as what she can see from this. What did she learn? Can't you see how this looks?"


Web Site Matches Married Men, Women For Affairs
Company Launches Ad Campaign In Bay State
POSTED: 10:27 am EST November 12, 2008
UPDATED: 10:55 am EST November 12, 2008

BOSTON -- An online dating service that matches married men and women for affairs has launched an ad campaigns in Boston, according to the Boston Herald.

The Ashley Madison Agency, which uses the slogan "Life is short. Have an affair," started advertising on radio stations WAAF and WBCN last week, and TV ads will start to air soon.


Adultery is a criminal offense in the Bay State, but a spokeswoman for the Attorney General's office said no law enforcement agency in the state has enforced it in years.


Posted on Thu, Oct. 16, 2008
Stu Bykofsky: Ethnics? Ethics? Still no go
By Stu Bykofsky
Philadelphia Daily News
Daily News Columnist

COUNCILMAN W. Wilson Goode Jr. fulfilled his promise to Controller Alan Butkovitz when he wrote a personal check for $836.35 to reimburse the city for time his legislative aide/travel companion Latrice Bryant used for personal errands.
Goode had promised to pay if Bryant didn't.

That's a neat arrangement. My boss won't even pay my parking tickets.

(Editor's note: Staffers are reimbursed for tickets they get pursuing breaking news. Getting ticketed outside Club Risque rarely qualifies.)


Is Pennsylvania The Land of Dog Abusers?


David Letterman is going to have to start a top ten list of why Pennsylvanians should be embarassed to be from Pennsylvania.

Someone should run a sword through this asshole in the article below. Dog rescue is hard enough without having to worry about potential "forever families" making shish kabob out of helpless domestic animals!

I am so sickened by this story and so disgusted that SO MANY ANIMAL CRUELTY CASES seem to ORIGINATE in Pennsylvania. Ok, so we have sort of Puppy Mill Bills, how about making animal cruelty a real heavy duty felony with real heavy duty jail time?

I am so angry about this I could spit (but I won't) - I also marvel at women who stay with abusers of any kind. I do not believe for one minute that this guy just "snapped". A first time hot head doesn't skewer his family dog after a bad day at work.

Posted on Tue, Nov. 11, 2008
Puppy was rescued only to die by the sword
By WILLIAM BENDER
Philadelphia Daily News
benderw@phillynews.com 215-854-5255

Pamela Jones may never be able to shake the image from that bloody summer night: a man plunging a 30-inch blade into the chest of her dog, Baby, a 3-year- old American bulldog mix that she had rescued as a puppy from the SPCA.
Worse yet, it was her husband of 15 years who was wielding the samurai-style sword that killed the family dog inside their Ridley Township home four months ago.

Yesterday, a Delaware County judge found James Jones, 47, guilty of animal-cruelty and weapons charges after he entered a no-contest plea to both misdemeanor counts.

....She obtained a protection-from-abuse order against her husband the day after the July 13 incident - and plans to seek a divorce -....Jones, who has been imprisoned since his arrest, is scheduled to be sentenced in January following a psychological evaluation. Each of the charges carries a maximum five-year prison term, but the standard sentencing guidelines fall between probation and three months in jail for each count, his attorney said.

"This is a heartless and brutal act of cruelty and we are going to ask for a prison sentence that is commensurate with that act," Deputy District Attorney Greg Hurchalla said....at his sentencing hearing that he had not intended to "severely injure or kill the dog" and that the animal "was being aggressive" when the stabbing occurred, defense attorney Daniel Armstrong said.


Maybe someone should stab Mr. Jones next time he acts out and is aggressive? Honestly, what is wrong with people?

Junkie Nurse To Cops: "I Medicate Dead People"

Ah yes, a new spin to the famous line "I see dead people"... Now it's "I medicate dead people" Why is it so embarrassing to be from Pennsylvania?

Let me count the ways....starting with the Lehigh Valley...is that part of Pennsyltucky?

This morning I thought it was bad enough that I see on the news the typical racial bullshit I have been waiting for to emerge in this country post-election win for Obama, and to me it surfaced in a most unlikely place: prestigious Lehigh University - apparently there it's hot to call people racial slurs and to slip nasty leaflets a la psychotic Tom Paine into the school newspaper.

If that isn't embarrassing enough, and frightening enough, I get an e-mail from an old roomie who lives in Baltimore. She's a stay at home mama with a bunch of kids, so she gets her Baltimore Sun online...she is originally from PA, so when something pops up on the Sun's website about PA, it's like she can't resist sending it to me.

So she send me an article that is originally from The Morning Call about a junkie nurse who got popped for helping herself to the drug cart like she was trick or treating for Halloween...well this junkie makes up this lame excuse about medicating dead people? Can you stand it? Ayup, M. Night Shyamalan will be RIGHT over...after all he's worn out his Bucks, Chester, and Philadelphia County locales...why NOT do a movie on a junkie nurse who medicates dead people - can't you see Jennifer Love Hewitt in the title role? It's so perfect I could scream! (But I won't). Ah this is a Nurse Betty role of a lifetime! (Or a Lifetime made-fer-idiot-TV-movie)

Ok, so nurses with substance abuse issues aren't so new - had a gal in the apartment next door post college who was a nurse with light fingers when it came to the drugs where she worked (she was also a total slut with a revolving door on her apartment, but that is another story for another day)...of course I also DO know some fabulously dedicated nurses, but even they will tell you this isn't so unusual.

So this junkie in the article was working in a nursing home. How despicable is that? Stealing drugs from old people? Wonder if she was even nice to the seniors? After all senior abuse in nursing homes is ALSO not so new is it? It's practically a Pennsylvania tradition!

So how do junkie nurses get licenses and keep licenses? Do nursing homes do drug testing on employees? Do hospitals? Health care is tough enough without worrying that the nurse caring for Grandpa and Great Aunt Lucy is hopped up on something, right?

Man on man. Here's the article and I hope this makes LOTS of news. It should. When all these doctors and nurses are threatening to leave Pennsylvania over the insurance issue, maybe we should just let some of them go? And like everything else in Harrisburg, who is minding the store when they give out licenses? Man, is this run out of DeWeese's office like pay raises? UGH!

Baltimore Sun From the Allentown Morning Call
Nurse accused of stealing pain medication
By Paul Muschick Of The Morning Call
November 8, 2008

A registered nurse was charged Friday with stealing narcotics from the nursing home where she worked, after her cover-up story failed because she said she dispensed some of the drugs to a dead person, authorities said.

Heather L. Wolters, 30, of 414R Grandview Blvd., Bethlehem, faces 50 counts of drug and theft charges.

She is accused of stealing 10 vials of hydromorphone, a painkiller, that she claimed to have given to residents at Lehigh Center nursing home in Lower Macungie Township.

Supervisors at the home became suspicious when refilling an automated medication dispensing machine and noticing it needed an unusual amount of the drug, according to an affidavit by state police at Fogelsville.


The only employee who had signed into the dispensing system and removed hydromorphone was Wolters, the affidavit said.

She reportedly gave it to three residents, but supervisors checked their charts and none had been prescribed the drug.

One resident had died before the time when Wolters said she gave it to him, the affidavit said.



I medicate dead people....the dog ate my homework...whatever...junkie is as junkie does and who the hell is working on Pennsylvania's heath care system these days? Where are the checks and balances that these people go to rehab as in IN patient, not work there?

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

The Two Mrs. Crazies



Dominick Dunne had The Two Mrs Grenvilles, I have the Two Mrs. Crazies. Today was full moon over me as I tried to take a nice healthy walk in the crisp autumn air.

First I encountered Mrs. Crazy I - she was walking her poodle and muttering at people under her breath as they passed. I am not sure what she said to me, other then the face itself was nasty...she looks like a witch to begin with (and I am often sorely tempted to check for a wart on the end of her nose). Maybe she has Tourettes, but I am not sure? And maybe she wasn't yelling at me at all, but the person on the other end of her cell phone conversation? As I have never formerly met the infamous Mrs Crazy I, I don't know what to think...she always has her cell phone glued to her ear when she is acting out...and her idea of exercising her poodle is she stands still and behaves badly while her dog runs around without a leash on ....


I thought it would be a single crazy day, and then I ran into one of the local desperate housewives, Mrs. Crazy II. She is the one I referenced in a previous post who is going through a nasty divorce and has let herself go as they say. She also either self medicates, or all those empty containers in her weekly recycling bin belong to someone else?

Well Mrs. Crazy II had a fender bender yesterday after launching out of her driveway backwards with nary a glance, and today she was standing in the middle of a very busy street, seemingly directly traffic.


Yes, seriously, she was standing in the middle of the street. And she was glaring and yelling at any and all passing by - that includes on foot and in cars. And she is an added delight because she curses. Someone will undoubtedly punch her in the nose or run her over some day....

The irony of The Two Mrs. Crazies were the almost identical bad sweatpants outfits and the utterly uncombed hair. Now it was early, so no one was wearing their best cosmetics, but these two looked unkempt and bed heady - which if you are over 16 you really can't get away with.

....Sigh.... I remember the good old days when dignified Main Liners kept the crazy relatives in the attic.....but today, they all let it all hang out, making the Main Line Mentally Unbalanced At Home the problems of all of us...

Monday, November 10, 2008

Move Over Grace Kelly!


I love, love, love when someone takes the time to leave moi a comment...today I had two new comments from my new NIBFF (New Internet Best Friend Forever), Beth Dunn.

So Beth left me not one, but TWO comments on Middle Aged Mean Girls: A Fine Main Line Tradition, and I am thrilled and delighted and everything similarly verbally redundant to help promote her website and new book, Social Climbers
How To Climb The Main Line
, and I hope as soon as she publishes her book, she updates me again.

Oooh here, let me share:

Welcome to the world of Social Climbers where the society season kicks off at the opening night of the Philadelphia Orchestra. Main Line ladies compete to get their names on committees, invitations and their picture in the newspaper.

SC Elizabeth Quinn is a young lady determined to make it to the Philadelphia A-list. Each invitation (or snub) is a benchmark of her struggle. While Elizabeth is a SC, she lacks the ferocity of the ladies she will encounter. She’ll see schoolyard cruelty, just polished up for the grown-up world and now finely honed into small humiliations.

Friends from The Agnes Irwin School and Lake Forest College, Kitty and Elizabeth, are “mean girls” grown-up.


OMG, like could this been any more perfect? After all, I ridicule what I know about mean girls and Upper Crust Cat Fight(s) and drama over black olives.


I have been there, done that, have the polo shirts and the Lacoste originals which preceded the pretentious little Polo ponies, as well as Lily galore (I prefer vintage Lily and Vested Gentress , BTW, and you can read more about Vested Gentress here) I have done all the balls, and parties, and hunts, and "stuff" until I was bored. Now I only do what pleases me (well let's be honest, it used to all please me until the socially ambitious made me realize I could chase my tail like they did, or merely be fabulous. Fabulous is much more fun then overtly socially ambitious)

The thing about those parties and the people, is that while they call everything a "ball" they aren't all truly so by either description or fun-O-meter. When my posse and I were regulars (not so long ago), you were ASKED to be in a society page photo, you didn't push people out of the way so you could be in the society photo nor did you TELL the society photographer whose photo to take (but then again that is the society editors of today's fault for allowing this,n'est-ce pas ?)....and people actually had taste, the parties and charitable events were actually affordable and with a purpose. You volunteered because you believed in the charity, and you attended because you believed in the charity (or your mother or aunt or BFF was on a committee).

Now, the social scene is all about money doesn't know who owns it - faves in that category are those nasty Baldwin wreckers now switching coasts to dodge bad press, the babes who are trophy wives to piggy little men with more ambition then sense, wives of plastic surgeons who should stop using said aforementioned wives as surgical guinea pigs , as well as making their websites not look so much like porn on the web, ya know?

Then there are the people who never knew what was in zip codes 19010, 19035, 19041, or 19087 until the last decade, and now they are truly testimonials to bad taste and stucco....and likewise they never knew one private school from the other and when they were kids mocked those who did attend private school...and now...mommies dearest are all about the old school ties

Once upon a time High Society meant something other that someone has had a mommy's pick me up before going out....now I am wishing that Brooke de Villanova wrote more often..because if she did I would tell her about social climbing politicians whose wives make me giggle even more that they do....or I would tell her about an aspirational Diva who was quite "active" until she found her Mr. WASP and changed her religion...and then I would tell her about the MWTT (Mommy Wound Too Tight)who is pretty darn psychotic as well as a social climber - she is one of those who joined a particular church even if it isn't her religion just for the social contacts. And I would tell her of Potty Mouth Mommy, who has "let herself go" in the midst of her divorce and well her neighbors have to watch out when she drives --- they can't decide if she suffers from perpetual happy hour or merely has a lead foot and wears blinders...I would tattle about the hairdresser who bumps clients for the Academy Ball if he gets a call from one for the SAME event that this former disco critter thinks is more important....and then there are the aging social lightweights who are still supported by equally aging mommies and daddies...how do we spell "crazy"? Why "trust fund" of course.

Wonder if social climbers will pay homage to carrot wielding socilate exiles? Will there be a nut job chapter? After all there are a lot of nut jobs on the Main Line...sigh....sooooo much to think about....I can't wait for this book to come out!!!

Of course for MORE fun, read this amusing thing: The Crillon Ball: No Fatties, Please, and wonder when Philly got quite so "bougie"? And hot tip of the day? Best NYC/Hamptons scoop found on NY Social Diary, after all dahlings, if you are going to strive to aspire, why not learn from the pros?

And while I can't wait for Beth's book, I see there will be a little section on the Ocean City Yacht Club...well I guess that is ok if you can't make it to Nantucket, the Vineyard, or The Hamptons, yes?

But sigh, I remember when The Union League, Philadelphia Cricket, and Merion Cricket were exclusive....

TTFN

xoxo justsnarky

PS Be sure to check out Vintage Fashion Guild some time...

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Buh Bye Boob Roggio...Jim Gerlach To Have 4th Term

Why is Jim Gerlach smiling? Because he beat Bob Roggio!
I am going to enjoy this particular outcome: voters in the 6th Congressional District proved definitively what a LOSER Bob Roggio is. The Boob is NOT going to Washington. I repeat: The Boob is not going to Washington.

HA! Boob Roggio should know it's as equally risky to ride coattails as it is for a married man to be a skirt chaser...

Gerlach retains 6th District seat

So, has the Boob conceded yet? Or is he confused as to why he lost?

Election results - Pennsylvania

Finally...It's Over