And when it comes to cougars the favorites are always the ones who try to reinvent themselves and do the born again virgin so to speak. One in particular comes to mind. She can be all Queen Victoria of MCC but who remembers when she was busy chasing the squash boys around? Tsk, tsk. Quite a few remember, darling. You can do that whole to the manor born, but your heels will always be round, won't they? And your latest husband is like Wimpy without the burgers, isn't he?
And what gent is reportedly going from DAR to Pan Asian? That ought to take it all to a whole new level, right? Well it is not like anyone much likes you so maybe we'll just wish #2 god speed and good luck?
More plebeian and westward ho, a divorce drags on (emphasis on 'ho) and new ones are in the air just like the scent of spring flowers? What is it they say about cheaters never win?
And fresh as a daisy....it is almost time to do the who's who of tucks, face lifts, and other adjustments. Who came back from Palm Beach and elsewhere with new faces shiny like a bright penny? With all that money, one would think they would also get their hands done to match......Juvederm , Restylane, and Botox OH MY!
Don't you just love the Main Line?
Now onto two somethings that just cracked me up when I read them:
OPINION March 29, 2013, 6:31 p.m. ETWall Street Journal: To (All) the Colleges That Rejected Me / If only I had a tiger mom or started a fake charity.
By SUZY LEE WEISS
Bad Neighbors, Nasty Notes and the Death of Idyllic Suburban Life
Most people move to the suburbs for the small town life. But, as our writer found out thanks to a nasty note on her friend's car, that small town life is in serious trouble.
(Just read it, you will enjoy it)
And then came across this twitter account on Google. No wonder it hasn't been updated. Just vile: